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Fancy Plans… Guide to Rock and Roll (More Requests and Random Victims)
Much like previous installments (first, second and third), almost all information should be taken with several pillars of salt. Prepare to be blasphemed and sodomized by everything you never knew you...
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Fancy Plans… Guide to Rock and Roll V. 6
Yet another volume of rock and roll factoids, jam-packed full of information you just can’t get with yer wikipedias and yer allmusics. Does your average fansite speculate on the true meaning of...
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Fancy Plans Guide to Rock and Roll Vol. 8
And now, a series that needs no introduction… I honestly don't see how anybody could poke fun at this. Vampire Weekend The next big thing, according to everybody everywhere, Vampire Weekend are the...
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My Heroes Have Always Been Junkies
Mr. Richards would like to point out that he is British Someone once said “Rock stars ain’t what they used to be.” His name is Alan and he said it much more eloquently and verbosely. What’s even more...
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Fancy Plans Guide to Rock and Roll Vol. 9
In the past volumes of this guide we’ve taken some swipes at some pretty big names. “But what of the small, indie, critic’s darlings?” I hear you asking. Well, they’ll get theirs as well. It’s just...
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Fancy Plans Guide to Rock and Roll
Rivers Cuomo finally trims the band down to just the "important" members. [With Volume 10 of the Fancy Plans Guide to Rock and Roll headed your way early next week, I thought it might be fun and...
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Fancy Plans Guide to Rock and Roll Vol. 10 – All F-ed Up Edition
Volume 10. Has it been 10 already? Time for an anthology. If any of you have time in your lives for approximately 12,000 words containing approximately 0 facts, please let me know. I can send you the...
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Fancy Plans Guide to Rock and Roll Vol. 11 – All Requests Version
After a slight delay, the Fancy Plans Guide to Rock and Roll has returned (slightly) with a handful of bands hot off the request line, which is located in your comment threads and ignored for long...
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The Fancy Plans Guide to Rock & Roll Vol. 12
It’s been awhile since the last volume of the never-ending Guide to Rock & Roll. The last time we gathered to enjoy libelous tales of the has-beens and never-weres of the rock world, we tackled...
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Fancy Plans… Guide to Rock and Roll (More Requests & Old Favorites)
[Another from the Way Back Machine. Originally appeared 05/23/09.] Another edition of the Fancy Plans… Guide to World Domination thru Misinformation (finally!). Feast your eyes on these delicious...
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